Well, folks, I can officially say I survived Colonoscopy Day 2025 — and honestly, it wasn’t half bad!
My morning started at 5 a.m., which is far too early for any sane person, but apparently, that’s the price of good colon health. My friend Cherrie rolled up at 6:30 to chauffeur me to Integris Canadian Valley Hospital in Yukon. It was dark, it was raining, and I was running on zero coffee — talk about dedication!
We checked in around 8:00 a.m., and before long, I was sporting that ever-so-fashionable hospital gown. The nurses were great, my doctor Dr. Chen was calm and friendly, and the anesthesiologist worked his sleepy-time magic. One minute I was chatting, the next minute I was snoring.
Fifteen minutes later — poof! — it was all done. They removed a little polyp (nothing major), and I’ll get the results in about a week. When I woke up, I felt surprisingly good! Cherrie’s son Coty helped me to the car, and that’s when my hunger hit like a freight train.
First stop: Target — because where else would a girl go post-procedure? I grabbed some potato soup and even found a Christmas gift for my grandson Max. Cherrie also picked me up a mocha frappe from Starbucks, it was much needed. Then, Cherrie swung by Casey’s, and I devoured a sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich like I hadn’t eaten in years.
We wrapped things up with a trip to Atwoods, where I treated myself to an extra-large T-shirt to lounge around in. Because after a colonoscopy, comfort is a right, not a privilege.
By the time we got home, I was sipping my drink from the drive-thru and feeling surprisingly fabulous — way better than my last one ten years ago. I am a bit sore and nauseous but overall the day went good. I give this whole experience a 10/10, and I’m extra grateful for Cherrie and Coty being my support team.
So yes, friends — go get that colonoscopy! You’ll feel better knowing you’re taking care of yourself. And if nothing else, you’ve earned yourself a cozy T-shirt and a guilt-free breakfast sandwich afterward.


 
 



